10 things:
1.) he was the least cute of all the infants ever brought to our house, his own mother even complained he looked older than his 3 days! but thankfully, over the years, he grew up to look more and more like his brother mikee, a veteran of a local high school's mr. UN search.
2.) he abhors school! and no amount of chocolate drink could ever bribe him to get his homework done. V-I-N. these are the only letters you see on his test paper's name space . stands for his first name, vince. lazy.
3.) it came to a point when he'd always cry on his way to school. this happened everyday for weeks, so his bestfriend, my mother, forced out the reason from him: his teacher told him, the class bully, that she'd put him in the stockroom on his next mischief! i didn't know whose side to take, his or the teacher's.
4.) corned beef is his favorite. he loved to eat outside, with his hands and with his favorite uncle king.
5.) his cartoon network buddy: my mother. he is tom, mama is jerry. but they're friends.
1.) he was the least cute of all the infants ever brought to our house, his own mother even complained he looked older than his 3 days! but thankfully, over the years, he grew up to look more and more like his brother mikee, a veteran of a local high school's mr. UN search.
2.) he abhors school! and no amount of chocolate drink could ever bribe him to get his homework done. V-I-N. these are the only letters you see on his test paper's name space . stands for his first name, vince. lazy.
3.) it came to a point when he'd always cry on his way to school. this happened everyday for weeks, so his bestfriend, my mother, forced out the reason from him: his teacher told him, the class bully, that she'd put him in the stockroom on his next mischief! i didn't know whose side to take, his or the teacher's.
4.) corned beef is his favorite. he loved to eat outside, with his hands and with his favorite uncle king.
5.) his cartoon network buddy: my mother. he is tom, mama is jerry. but they're friends.
6.) he is actually an obedient brother. his kuya would perform wrestling stunts on him, and he'd gamely bear the risks of a john cena STFU. his ates would ask him to bring their 10-kilo bags to the second floor bedroom, and he would rightfully oblige. child labor.7.) at the age of three, he memorized more barry manilow songs than he did nursery rhymes. his favorite: can't smile without you.
8.) he hates me. in fact, all babies do. because i love to tease them endlessly. dane always had a fit every morning when i call him out from our room, only to find out our door is actually locked and i've had no plans of letting him in! babies are cuter when they're angry.
9.) he is one lothario in the making. he loves pretty, sexy girls, and when asked who is more beautiful, he'd have no second thoughts saying, "ikaw gwapa" [points to me, although we're mortal enemies], and another "ikaw gwapa" to my mother. future heartbreaker.
10.) after nearly two years of staying in canada, he now only speaks english and french.
8.) he hates me. in fact, all babies do. because i love to tease them endlessly. dane always had a fit every morning when i call him out from our room, only to find out our door is actually locked and i've had no plans of letting him in! babies are cuter when they're angry.
9.) he is one lothario in the making. he loves pretty, sexy girls, and when asked who is more beautiful, he'd have no second thoughts saying, "ikaw gwapa" [points to me, although we're mortal enemies], and another "ikaw gwapa" to my mother. future heartbreaker.
10.) after nearly two years of staying in canada, he now only speaks english and french.
1 comment:
sooner or later he'd be wearing nothing but underwear when watching TV at the age of 10 like *****. wahahhahahahahha
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